Beating up the evolutionist

Wow. Never seen this before! But I've always thought there has to be jokes about real science and atheism. This came to my path on the Internet:

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Piranha on Steroids

Geez... Just saw a document about Irukandji, a very poisonous jellyfish. After seeing it, the spouse and I thought never to swim in Australia. Well, this supersized Piranha also meets the requirements of "never to swim there again".
Piranha on Steroids

Day saved, IT Crowd returns

My goodness! At last they return! One of my favourite TV programmes,
The IT Crowd has started to air again. Can't wait to see Episode 1, Season 2.

More @ Boing Boing

Ghosts

Saw Ghosts yesterday in Espoo Ciné. Don't know why, really. It scored 7.5 in IMDB. I didn't like it one bit. It was based on a story of a chinese woman (played by Ai Qin Lin) who took a leap to the unknown thinking life would get better. She came to Britain as an illegal immigrant, paid a horrible price of 25000$, got shitty low paid jobs and lived in a shit-hole with dozen other illegal immigrants. Life was wonderful. Some immigrants were captured by police but she and some others went to seaside collecting scolloups. Soon they realized they could only work by night. Then came the tide and the lot of them were stranded on the roof of their vehicle. As waves came higher and higher, they decided to swim ashore. Twenty-something chinese drowned and even fewer ever got back to their families in China.

In the end of the movie, it was stated that many Chinese families were struggling to pay the debts of travel expenses and that England wasn't willing to lend a helping hand. So? Why the hell should they? I wouldn't. They (Chinese folk) came to England illegally and got jobs with forged paperwork. They got into trouble and they are now wondering how to pay it all. So???? That's the risk you take.

If I wasn't so bored with the movie I might've gotten angry. I hope the twelve euros we paid to see the movie didn't go to the Chinese families.

Presidential muscles

There's been debate around the world, whether it was intentional propaganda or not when Mr. Putin posed without a shirt. I'd bet on VERY INTENTIONAL and worthy of the cause. Right, ladies?

See more @ Сайт Президента России

Rat-a-touille

Went to see Ratatouille on Wednesday, won a ticket for two in Espoo Ciné. Wonderful movie, spoken in English not dubbed in Finnish (couldn't take one minute of Samuli Edelmann and Vesa Vierikko as rats). For the whole family, though the best jokes are for grown-ups :)

Plot: Rat wanting to be a chef.

Go see 9 minutes of Ratatouille @ Disney.

BBC forced to remove 'bastard' slur about Jesus from its website

Oh Sweet Jesus! Umm... Oh Bastard Jesus!

I read a headline BBC stops calling Jesus a bastard in Digg Offbeat News. I thought they (BBC folks) had written something about Jesus being a bastard. No. Actually, it's "member of the public" who wrote:

"Are you a christian? You do know that jesus had to hide all his short life he lived in those promised land because his tribesmen used to call him fatherless, ridiculed him for being a B-A-S-T-A-R-D..."

posted by coloneartist

So, BBC removed the comment and others about jesus being gay...sorry, I meant jesus being a bastard.
I'm awed that the BBC did this. Comment moderation is of course necessary at some point but still.... they can't prove jesus wasn't a bastard so why delete it? :) As an alternative, I don't think closing the topic would've helped, either.

I leave you with a comment from another member of the public (Go, Nathan!):

A ******* is a person whose parents, at the time of their birth, were not married to each other.

So if God was Jesus' father and never married Mary then Jesus was a *******.

It seems strange that those who claim to have the power of the one true God(tm) on their side have such thin skins!

Nathan D Lacey, London, UK

this comment was copied from thisislondon.co.uk

Get even with your 14-year-old son

Practical jokes are the best! Crystal and Chris wanted to get even with their teenage son Devon, who had made a joke about condoms before. Some retaliation, please read more @ Boobs, Injuries, & Dr. Pepper

Legal to wee in a police helmet, decapitation for masturbation

I was reading an article in The Daily Telegraph about strange laws around the world. "Well, we've all read those before", I thought. Got surprised though. Here's few:

- You can't place a monarch stamp upside down in England, it's treason.
(understandable...)

- If you're pregnant in UK, you're allowed to wee anywhere, as an example, a police man's helmet is okay.
(If I'm ever pregnant, I would love to see if this is really possible. Should make up a good story for future generations)
IF ANYONE'S ACTUALLY DONE THIS WEE-IN-POLICEMAN'S-HELMET-THINGY, PLEASE REPORT! =)

- Masturbating in Indonesia is punished with decaputation.
(I wonder which head...)

And I quote:
- " In the UK, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day. "
DO YOU LADS REALLY DO THIS?

Also there seems to be a place you can legally murder someone under strict conditions (I take no responsibility if is false info, in case you're already making plans please check the local authority first), a place where it's illegal to sell toothpaste and -brushes to the same customer on a Sunday, a place where firemen can't rescue women in their nightgowns, a place where criminals are required to inform their victims at least 24 hours before of the crime they are about to commit (Texas), a place where you can't pretend your parents are rich, a place where women can't wear white socks, a place where a man can't fire a weapon while his wife is having an orgasm, a place where you can't have sex with a porcupine and so on...
Of course, majority of these are laws valid in the US :) I know, you weren't surprised!

Please read some more @ The Daily Telegraph

Dog sitting in the middle of the road soaking wet

Poor thingy...where's your master?? Hope he/she got home and dry.
See the photo @ Yahoo! News Photos

Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls

See the video @ YouTube

30 Seconds To Mars wins me over

I spoke earlier about Jared Leto and wondered his ability to sing. My goodness... I've fallen for their music. I heard somewhere that he directed this video himself.

See From Yesterday @ YouTube.

A little female touch on men by Téa Leoni

She wrote 10 Things You Don't Know About Women in Esquire. Laughed my ass off. I'm not particularly a feminist or anything but I enjoyed my moment with Téa Leoni's thoughts :) I've always admired her, she has edge, is beautiful and definitely witty.

Her article starts with:

Sorry, but we're actually all not "a little gay."

Perfect landing, without the landing gear, that is

Some piloting! As the CNN commentators say, this video should be shown in flight schools as how it's done.

See the video @ YouTube

Cucumber robot hand, video how to make one yourself

See the video @ Hilavitkutin.com

Car Park you don't see everyday, not in Finland anyway

I don't even know how that thing works, I hope the Japanese do.
"EHm... I need to go to work and my car is on the third floor next to a dozen others, then there's the second floor that's cramped and then there's a few on the first floor...how the hell am I supposed to get it down??? Oh wait....that's why their subways are so packed."

See the photo: Tokyo Times

The Gospel Choir singing in the background of New York City Boy by Pet Shop Boys?

This goes under "didn't find the answer with Google". Somebody please inform me of this :)
See the video (YouTube).

5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized. Or Arrested.

More about the issue mentioned earlier today. Has your sex life become boring? Unsatisfying?
Try these positions to freshen up things and risk hurting yourself.

Read more @ The Bachelor Guy

You like women, I like men, he likes street signs

Never heard anything like this before... but hey, there's something for everyone.
Didn't actually think anyone would like having sex with street signs....
Read more @ Jalopnik

If you're interested, there's also available on Jalopnik:
Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males)

Happy humping for those who will.