As we count the days of our lives....
This is how much we have left of this year.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Friday, April 23, 2004
Hair-Washing-Machine - how you replace a hairdresser
Had a deep philosophical meditation moment as my scalp was massaged by the local hairdresser.
I came to a conclusion that a hairdresser is probably one of the professions that can't replaced with machinery. Still, my scalp-massaging-hairdresser was smart enough to tell me that somewhere in Germany had been invented an automated hair washing machine.
I was excited enough to find this miracle machine.
Found it! In Japan though. Tattadadaa!
The Aqua Vibro, for you, only £13,000! If you're not in need for your own Aqua Vibro (by the way, it sounds like an adult toy), why don't you go for a spin at Stuart's (I bet their business isn't into porn, if you were still wondering!). If you're out of dimes, you can have a 360˚ tour of gayish Stuart Phillips (still no porn!) (enter site -> choose "the salon" from the picture menu, roll the page down and click the yellow circle which says 360°)
I came to a conclusion that a hairdresser is probably one of the professions that can't replaced with machinery. Still, my scalp-massaging-hairdresser was smart enough to tell me that somewhere in Germany had been invented an automated hair washing machine.
I was excited enough to find this miracle machine.
Found it! In Japan though. Tattadadaa!
The Aqua Vibro, for you, only £13,000! If you're not in need for your own Aqua Vibro (by the way, it sounds like an adult toy), why don't you go for a spin at Stuart's (I bet their business isn't into porn, if you were still wondering!). If you're out of dimes, you can have a 360˚ tour of gayish Stuart Phillips (still no porn!) (enter site -> choose "the salon" from the picture menu, roll the page down and click the yellow circle which says 360°)
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Airplane landing gear - I hope the bolts hold
What do you think would happen, if an airplane tyre would fall down, let's say from the height of a kilometer? Underneath there's only a motorway. My scenario doesn't concider the velocity of the plane, so you know.
My options:
A) It would smack down to the asphalt causing a huge pit either onto the road or the incredibly unlucky motorist who got in the way.
B) It would bounce back into the sky like a rubberball and keep up the yoyo-movement until the gravity would eventually take over the bouncing.
Feel free to share your thoughts on this :)
My options:
A) It would smack down to the asphalt causing a huge pit either onto the road or the incredibly unlucky motorist who got in the way.
B) It would bounce back into the sky like a rubberball and keep up the yoyo-movement until the gravity would eventually take over the bouncing.
Feel free to share your thoughts on this :)
To be FILTHY RICH, that's what I want to be...
It would be fabulous to filthy rich. I seriously feel that drawing up several last wills, all filed with the same date. Each copy would have different witnesses, to make it more confusing.
Oh the pleasure of having a chance to see the fight between relatives, friends, acquaintances and loved-ones.
Needless to say, this wouldn't work in countries that have laws to ensure a lawful share for spouses and descendants.
In addition, you'd have to hate or atleast despise everyone before you die.
Oh the pleasure of having a chance to see the fight between relatives, friends, acquaintances and loved-ones.
Needless to say, this wouldn't work in countries that have laws to ensure a lawful share for spouses and descendants.
In addition, you'd have to hate or atleast despise everyone before you die.
Prologue
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. "
-Winnie the Pooh-
by A. A. Milne
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