It's bad enough at the moment, but you don't know what effect it is going to have on your life as you get older.
Mark Morrison
Tuesday, June 8, 2004
"I lost the chance to be a father"
What can you do, when all your hope lies in technology and it fails you?
Thursday, June 3, 2004
So, You Want An Advise, Huh?
If you're in a position you don't know what to do, turn to the TV-Guru.
- For instance, you can turn on the TV and select a random channel, listen to the first sentence that comes out, there's your answer.
- You can also try out Random Movie Quote provided by IMDB.
Perfect example:
- For instance, you can turn on the TV and select a random channel, listen to the first sentence that comes out, there's your answer.
- You can also try out Random Movie Quote provided by IMDB.
Perfect example:
When in doubt... fuck
-Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Scent of a Woman)
Harness the children!
Your lawn is growing too fast and you don't have the time to do anything about it?
- If you have children, try the Tricycle Lawnmower.
- If you don't have children or worry about the safety of your children, try the Automower.
- If you have children, try the Tricycle Lawnmower.
- If you don't have children or worry about the safety of your children, try the Automower.
SexFM
There are television channels where you can see sex at all times.
Why aren't there radio channels providing sex stories all the time?
Or don't I know about them?
Just wondering...
Why aren't there radio channels providing sex stories all the time?
Or don't I know about them?
Just wondering...
Wednesday, June 2, 2004
Grab the book nearest to you
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
- you over, and your life becomes the proof of it." He raised the coiled
(from Wild Animus)
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
- a red TDK CD/DVD marker pen
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- the episode 6:00am-7:00am of 24, season 2
Without looking, guess what time it is:
- 10:42
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
- 10:55
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- My younger dog licking her paw and the older dreaming and snoring.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- Yesterday evening, went to the nearby convenient store
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
- Uhm... Read a blog
What are you wearing?
- Bathrobe
Did you dream last night?
- Oh yes.
When did you last laugh?
- Last night at 2 o'clock when my husband woke me up asking "what is 11 divided with 3?"
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- Nothing much
Seen anything weird lately?
- Ehm.. a few weeks ago someone had left a plaster statue of a female torso in a park nearby.
What is the last film you saw?
- A shot in the dark
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
- a house with plenty of rooms and a garden
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- I would send a group of people to another galaxy. I would choose the applicants myself.
Do you like to dance?
- Yes.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
- No need to do that now.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
- No need to do that either.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
- Yes I would. I don't see that happening in the future though.
- you over, and your life becomes the proof of it." He raised the coiled
(from Wild Animus)
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
- a red TDK CD/DVD marker pen
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- the episode 6:00am-7:00am of 24, season 2
Without looking, guess what time it is:
- 10:42
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
- 10:55
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- My younger dog licking her paw and the older dreaming and snoring.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- Yesterday evening, went to the nearby convenient store
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
- Uhm... Read a blog
What are you wearing?
- Bathrobe
Did you dream last night?
- Oh yes.
When did you last laugh?
- Last night at 2 o'clock when my husband woke me up asking "what is 11 divided with 3?"
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- Nothing much
Seen anything weird lately?
- Ehm.. a few weeks ago someone had left a plaster statue of a female torso in a park nearby.
What is the last film you saw?
- A shot in the dark
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
- a house with plenty of rooms and a garden
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- I would send a group of people to another galaxy. I would choose the applicants myself.
Do you like to dance?
- Yes.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
- No need to do that now.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
- No need to do that either.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
- Yes I would. I don't see that happening in the future though.
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