Bush making an example, driving without seat belt

There's no end to fuck-ups in the Bush Administration. During the Click it or Ticket -campaign Mr. Bush was seen driving his pickup without his seat belt. Mike Carney dug a little deeper in the archives and found more photos where Mr. Bush doesn't seem to be using seat belts. What a wonderful example for the youth in America.
Read and watch more @ USATODAY.com

Boing Boing: Man who claims FBI is after him puts entire life online

Boing Boing: Man who claims FBI is after him puts entire life online

Twin Cities Creation Science Association

TCCSA offers a load of topics for children to use at their science fair.
When I read about this who science fair thingy I felt the need of answering a few questions myself. Without actually doing any experiment, of course.
21. Does a bad mood spread?
Hell yeah. When you lash out at someone for no reason, I bet he or she will feel bad and possibly lash out at someone else.
72. What is God made of?
My guess is: False hopes, weak self-esteems, ridiculous beliefs and probably low IQ's as well. That's what any gods are made of.

My favourite answer was found from PZ Myers' blog, a comment (#13) by Mike:

52. What was the weather like before the Flood?
--Rainy?--

No kidding.... LOL.

More on the topic: Greg Laden (photos of the science fair) and Greg Laden again (TCCSA: "sick atheists demean kids"?!?). Also Greg Laden...

Link to : TCCSA - Twin Cities Creation Science Association

What Does This Sign Mean?

Traffic signs are great until you find one you have no idea what it means.
I bet on "Do not ride magic carpet with holes." Heehee...

Read and see more @ Gadling

There's more...I'm betting on "DANGER: Airplane lavatory may leak onto your car."

Also check out Signspotting.

RL Snakes On A Plane....ehm...Airport

An Egyptian man was trying to smuggle 700 (!?!) snakes on a plane to Saudi-Arabia.
Like 7 snakes wasn't hard enough...he had to try 700.
I bet the customs officer said "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking airport!"

Read more @ CNN.com

Bird Shits on Bush During Press Conference

What a wonderful world.... Love those little birdies.... Tweety and friends...
Sweet little birdies...please shit on Bush more often.
Quote from Crooks and Liars: "Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino says it's a sign of good luck."
"IT'S NOT A FUCKING SIGN OF FUCKING GOOD LUCK, YOU FUCKING BITCH, IT'S FUCKING BIRD SHIT." I know Penn&Teller would say that =D (I would have linked to BullShit! page but apparently the bastards at Showtime Online express their apologies for not letting anyone outside the US onto the Bullshit! site)

Read more about the sweet little sparrow @ Crooks and Liars

Only In America - Family sues everybody for son's death

So, you decided to get drunk, huh?
So, you decided to drive home drunk, huh?
So, you decided to call someone while driving home drunk, huh?
So, you crashed into a tow truck and died while talking on the phone and driving home drunk?
Shit. Sounds like you were being stupid and Mother Nature took its course.
So your family thinks otherwise? They're suing all. Well, not all...
Just about everyone who has nothing to do with one man's stupidity.

ONLY IN AMERICA....
If you need to, read more @ The Rumor Mill: The Rant: Hancock Family Lawsuit the True Tragedy

So, your neighbours are using your Internet connection for free and you wanna teach them a lesson, huh?

OMG.....again, laughing so hard it hurts...
Please, read more @Upside-Down-Ternet

So, you took a photo of french fries and they thought you're a terrorist, huh???

You can't be serious!?! Is there no free will in this world?
So Tom Gogola went and tooks photo of french fries on a ferry.
He was then thought to be a terrorist...
Read more @ FAIRFIELD WEEKLY

So you live in Toad Suck, huh?

Oh I laughed so hard my tummy's aching...
Jane Copland has listed 22 horribly named places in the world.
Please, Read more @ Drivl.com

A shark offspring without sex

Evolution, what a wonder. In a Nebraska zoo they discovered a female shark had reproduced an offspring without sex. The young shark died of an attack by another species but studies show that there was no male dna in the corpse. So...wow.

Read more @ BBC NEWS | Science/Nature

So you thought East Germany no longer existed, huh?

The world probably thinks East Germany no longer is. Well anything's possible, it seems.

Read more @ strange maps

Ananova - Granny grows horn

Ananova - Granny grows horn

So, you're going to jail and are rich...

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Hilton 'good behaviour' cuts term

Funny how things work out... She hasn't even started her sentence and already her jail term was cut to half for good behaviour!!!! WHAT GOOD BEHAVIOUR?? SHE ISN'T IN JAIL YET!!!!
YOU FUCKERS...so once again money talks.

So you wanna see a tiger underwater, huh?

Amazing photos of a tiger diving under water!!!

There's a bomb on top of this truck!!!!

No wonder there aren't more scared people in the US. These things drop down like flies, since they're sending upwards like 200 everyday. I bet these are part of the UFO-sighting and photo problem. People see what they want to see and there's no changing their minds. How many regular Joes know what radiosondes look like?

Read more @ The Post and Courier

So, you wanna get drunk with friends that use you as drawing board, huh?

I'm glad I don't have friends. Well....that kinda friends, anyway.
You really should consider the next time you wanna get out and party some.
Do you trust your friends with alcohol???

Read more...nah, see more @ Drunk shamings

So, you left your keys in the ignition and your car was stolen, huh?

Man, he must be pissed off. York Heidens car was stolen twice in one day.
Although...he must be pissed off to his wife who went to the grocery store leaving the car in the parking lot with keys in the ignition. WHAT? How dumb is his wife??? Is she even allowed a drivers license? Allowed to go out of the house?? Dumbshit wife.

Read more @ Newsday.com

So Americans lie about their heritage also...

The real American founding fathers ate each other?!? So it was better to tell history how they wanted.
I'm amazed but also...that's what Americans do, tell tales how they see fit. I hope there's going to be a history book remake soon. So, the real first settlement came to Jamestown 13 years before the alledged Plymouth settlement.

Read more @ BBC NEWS

So you wanna be a comedian and insult the Pope, huh?

Andrea Rivera had to say his mind and the Vatican labeled him as a terrorist. Great, ay?

Read more @ Guardian Unlimited

Ecological Burial

When I die....I wanna be buried this way:

Within a week and a half after death, the corpse is frozen to minus 18 degrees Celsius and then submerged in liquid nitrogen. This makes the body very brittle, and vibration of a specific amplitude transforms it into an organic powder that is then introduced into a vacuum chamber where the water is evaporated away.
The now dry powder then passes through a metal separator where any surgical spare parts and mercury are removed. In a similar way, the powder can be disinfected if required. The remains are now ready to be laid in a coffin made of corn starch. There is no hurry with the burial itself. The organic powder, which is hygienic and odorless, does not decompose when kept dry. The burial takes place in a shallow grave in living soil that turns the coffin and its contents into compost in about 6-12 months time. In conjunction with the burial and in accordance with the wishes of the deceased or next of kin, a bush or tree can be planted above the coffin. The compost formed can then be taken up by the plant, which can instill greater insight in and respect for the ecological cycle, of which every living thing is a part. The plant stands as a symbol of the person, and we understand where the body went.

Read more @ Promessa.se

Way to go Swedes!

Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

Wow. There is justice in this world of ours. Didn't think that would happen.
So...Judge Michael Sauer has balls afterall.