Hair-Washing-Machine - how you replace a hairdresser

Had a deep philosophical meditation moment as my scalp was massaged by the local hairdresser.

I came to a conclusion that a hairdresser is probably one of the professions that can't replaced with machinery. Still, my scalp-massaging-hairdresser was smart enough to tell me that somewhere in Germany had been invented an automated hair washing machine.
I was excited enough to find this miracle machine.

Found it! In Japan though. Tattadadaa!
The Aqua Vibro, for you, only £13,000! If you're not in need for your own Aqua Vibro (by the way, it sounds like an adult toy), why don't you go for a spin at Stuart's (I bet their business isn't into porn, if you were still wondering!). If you're out of dimes, you can have a 360˚ tour of gayish Stuart Phillips (still no porn!) (enter site -> choose "the salon" from the picture menu, roll the page down and click the yellow circle which says 360°)