Saturday, August 18, 2007

Legal to wee in a police helmet, decapitation for masturbation

I was reading an article in The Daily Telegraph about strange laws around the world. "Well, we've all read those before", I thought. Got surprised though. Here's few:

- You can't place a monarch stamp upside down in England, it's treason.
(understandable...)

- If you're pregnant in UK, you're allowed to wee anywhere, as an example, a police man's helmet is okay.
(If I'm ever pregnant, I would love to see if this is really possible. Should make up a good story for future generations)
IF ANYONE'S ACTUALLY DONE THIS WEE-IN-POLICEMAN'S-HELMET-THINGY, PLEASE REPORT! =)

- Masturbating in Indonesia is punished with decaputation.
(I wonder which head...)

And I quote:
- " In the UK, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day. "
DO YOU LADS REALLY DO THIS?

Also there seems to be a place you can legally murder someone under strict conditions (I take no responsibility if is false info, in case you're already making plans please check the local authority first), a place where it's illegal to sell toothpaste and -brushes to the same customer on a Sunday, a place where firemen can't rescue women in their nightgowns, a place where criminals are required to inform their victims at least 24 hours before of the crime they are about to commit (Texas), a place where you can't pretend your parents are rich, a place where women can't wear white socks, a place where a man can't fire a weapon while his wife is having an orgasm, a place where you can't have sex with a porcupine and so on...
Of course, majority of these are laws valid in the US :) I know, you weren't surprised!

Please read some more @ The Daily Telegraph

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