Wednesday, May 19, 2004

©Guess-A-Printer -day

I believe that it would be interesting to carry out my idea of switching the office printer settings every Monday morning. The very first thing in the morning, the IT-department run a script especially coded to this purpose. I'm pretty sure on Mondays we get the best results.

The IT-guys (or girls) need to be at the office (it is also acceptable to run the script remote, as long as it works) before the employees -who are extremely tired from the weekend- limp to their cubicles and begin to search for their coffee mugs.

The printer settings have got to be changed before the first work-a-holics start printing sales reports and other delicate or top secret documents. Thus we get the whole staff is activated right from the first weekday by having the people running after their documents around the office building.

You get extra points if there are no elevators AND the printers are located in more than one floor. The employer will be satisfied as employees shape up and feel great. There's no need to invest in expensive gym cards or fysiotherapy.

I was influenced by Dogbert

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